Mermaids and Moose from Smokey to Cascade, 

Oh listen to the pipes, listen to what they played

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Take that pipe and smoke it or stick it up your ass,

I never once admitted that I was pure class

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If you grew up in a village without a corner store

You'll understand what I talk about, understand for sure

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Mermaids, Moose and Caterpillars from Smokey to Cascade

C'mon listen to the vocals, listen to what they played

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Take that pipe and puff it or stick it up your ass

Could be LSD or mushrooms, or just a little grass

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If you grew up in a bubble with very little air

You'll turn out like a rabbit caught right up on a snare

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Mermaids, Moose, Caterpillars and Rabbits if you fancy

Makes be a bit uncomfortable , a little bit ancy

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Take that pipe and haul on it and pass that puppy back

Gotta get to bed, get it together , get on track

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If you grew up without hard times or with a silver spoon

You'll never quite be right, you'll never walk the moon

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Take that pipe and smoke it, and find yourself to bed

And do not listen to another foolish word that's said

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A Mermaid came to see me just the other day

Brought a Moose with her, I was not sure what to say

Caterpillars and Rabbits soon did follow

And then I thought, what color did I swallow

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Take that pipe and hide it, it's better hid away

I wish I didn't have anything left to say

If you grew up nice and tidy and didn't stray to far

You'll never see what I see, you'll never reach that star

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Mermaids , Moose, Caterpillars & Rabbits

From Smokey to Cascade 

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-ShawnyBoy

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